Let's start at the very beginning,A very fine place to start...
Ah yes, Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music. Does it get any better than that?
Now where was I? Oh yes, the beginning.
Well, my early days are a bit of a mystery, really, because I don't like to talk about my childhood. Why dredge up those dreadful days again? Water under the bridge, I say.
Instead, I'll start with how it is I came to be in my current home, the place where I am most happy. Yes, that will be a very fine place to start, indeed.
I was rescued in Mississippi, where I stayed with a foster mom for about two months. She was lovely! She took great care of me, even when Hurricane Ike knocked out the power in her neighborhood for a whole week. She gave me lots of love, and worked with me every day to teach me how to be a well-behaved dog. I still think of her with great fondness, but alas, I could not stay with her. As much as she wanted to keep me, my destiny lay elsewhere.
I was transported to New Jersey in early October, on a noisy tractor trailer, with a bunch of other rescued dogs. We were carefully placed into crates and brought to Luke's Place, in Ridgewood. There, I was greeted by the director, Pat, and her staff of volunteers. Such nice people! They were so kind to us, taking each of us for a walk, cleaning us off, and giving us lots of love and attention. They got us all ready to meet our adoptive families.
Two of the volunteers were a girl named Amy, and her mom, Lisa. In what can only be described as extraordinary chemistry, I instantly bonded with Amy. She looked into my eyes, patted me on the head, took me for a nice long walk, and I was putty in her hands. When no one was looking, her mom let me sit in the back of their SUV, keeping Amy company while she had a snack. Amy let me lick the cheese from her Cheetos off of her fingers, and I knew at that moment that I had to find a way to go home with them.
The family that adopted me was very nice, but--no, I'm not proud of this--I was a bit of a handful. They had never had a dog before, and I confess, I took advantage of their naivete. Within a week, they were overwhelmed by my excessive bursts of energy (I figured out how to use the coffee machine, and was frickin' wired the whole time), and so they sent me back to Pat.
One of the volunteers contacted Lisa, and she was so happy that I was available for adoption, she came right over the very next morning and picked me up. Pat warned her that I would be a "challenge," but Lisa is very careful with her coffee stash, and was not worried in the slightest.
Would her faith in me be justified, or would she discover that she'd made a horrible mistake? Stay tuned!